more cool things for my fictional apartment

a wine cradle:

for beergoggling the eyes of my date
because some of us just look hotter blurry.

a villain chair:

for scheming, devising plans for world domination.

an egg-cup timer:

for looking at while ordering takeout

a manhole bathmat:

for remembering i'm still jenny from the block.

a "dead fred" pen holder:

for holding my pen in times of crippling writer's block
lest i stab myself whilst sobbing in fetal position.

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