writers are athletes, too.

(warning: not for the squeamish.)

some of us need to wear wrist guards:


because carpal tunnel? it's really gross. unbelievably so.
oh my god it's so gross:


i think i have it.
that or tendonitis.
i don't know.
my hands hurt.
also my forearms.
also my life.


but seriously– how gross is that?

door #2

also from american heritage:

"investment banker: a person representing a financial institution that is in the business of raising capital for corporations and municipalities."

yeah, no.

i've made a huge mistake?

from the american heritage dictionary:
"writ·er (rī'tər) n. -- One who writes, especially as an occupation."

seriously.


seriously?!



sometimes, i wish i worked at goldman.
not really, though.