cool things for the walls of my fictional apartment

removable wall decals!

for cultivating the michelangelo within my fictional children
minus the whole paint thing.
(www.whatisblik.com)

magnetic receptive wallpaper + decorative sheet magnets!

for displaying the myriad achievements/masterpieces of my fictional children.
because the fridge is just too damn small now isn't it.
(www.magscapes.com)

more cool things for my fictional apartment

a wine cradle:

for beergoggling the eyes of my date
because some of us just look hotter blurry.

a villain chair:

for scheming, devising plans for world domination.

an egg-cup timer:

for looking at while ordering takeout

a manhole bathmat:

for remembering i'm still jenny from the block.

a "dead fred" pen holder:

for holding my pen in times of crippling writer's block
lest i stab myself whilst sobbing in fetal position.

(www.suck.uk.com)

on why i haven't posted in a while:

i suck.
sorry.

also i have no future.
i am more sorry about this to be honest.
sorry, i am.

bye bye brody

that boat sure took off fast.**



well done, elsa pataky of spain. well done.
it can only mean love when a man looks this good:

(mean magazine)

**
i realize this post is about a month overdue.
what can i say. i was in mourning.
i mean, this new girl is really hot.

something is not right. something is quite wrong.

something horrible is happening to the beaches of mykonos.

where did all the scary naked people go?
sure, most of them were old, saggy and wrinkly,
but i kind of miss them. and feel uncomfortable about that.

where are they? are they coming back?
like marc antony before me, i need to know.
i mean, they can't just pick up and leave, can they.
the toppless ladies would follow suit
and then we'd really fall on hard times.